iwishiwasfictional:

spockisinthetardis:

i-just-want-superwholock:

flaaffytaaffy:

my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage

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i shouldn’t be laughing so hard at this

oh my god do i laugh or cry

I’ll just do both

hannahetaylor:

My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.

This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”

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ejacutastic:

shwa-tarded:

harrysgettinhead:

leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit

because it’s all a big secret right

secret leggings

secret vagina 

secret

NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS

(Source: trentaicedcoffee)

asian:

flo rida has shocked me to the core twice in my life

  • flo rida = florida = state flo rida is from
  • whistle song…not about whistling

(Source: neopats)

mum: i was reading an article about how much time kids spend on the internet. i'm curious, how many hours would you say you spend on the internet per week?
me: probably way over like seventy or eighty hours a week
mum: oh my god did you just say you spend 17 or 18 hours on the internet per WEEK?! that is way too much
me: yes that's what i said

heathyr:

mysweetcherrycas:

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like father like son

(Source: dias-solitarios)